'Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Brett: "Zach, is Santa coming tonight?"
Zach: "Yeah!"
Brett: "Should we leave him some cookies and milk?"

Zach: "No."

Brett: "No? Why not?"

Zach: "Santa not drink milk. He drinks beer!"

Brett: "OK. Should we leave him some cookies and beer, then"
Zach: "Yeah! Let's do that!"




Santa won't mind if I eat one of his cookies. Just one....